It is hard to fall in love.

Some things that suck…. (blog idea courtesy of Ms. Lauren)

1. Old woman walking a dog, lets her scruffy little mutt pee on your car tires
2. Said tire smells like dog urine and other random little mutts pee on your tire too
3. Having cigarettes and no lighter (or vice versa)
4. Loving someone so much and yet the find a way to run your heart through a potato peeler
5. Having no chocolate
6. Not being able to drive safely in the presence of a certain person
7. Riding with someone who cannot drive safely in your presence
8. Hack into someone’s email account and they find out and change their password *ahem*
9. When your toes are cold and you step into a hot shower or bath
10. Thinking of clever little things that suck

Yum

Oh yes, i truly believe so, I am (most likely) being taken to Tool this month. oxoxoxoxoxo thanks to Mr. hat.

I am also thinking about buying a camera (Nikon?) so I can capture some beauty and art and such. any suggestions?
*love* ebay.

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Had a dream the other night....it goes a little like this...

99,98,97,96,95….

I tried to hypnotize a few friends of mine last night. To my dismay, both attempts failed. I have successfully hypnotized 3 other individuals. The one girl’s mom told me I was to never return to her home or speak to her daughter again. The other two were not so dramatic. The last time I practiced this I hypnotized a 35-40 year old man at a dinner party my ex-step dad was throwing. What entertainment, I tell ya! I just wanted to pick and prod through this guy’s head but I played nice seeing as there were witnesses to my dabbling. I did a simple relaxation/visualization type of thing. I am really intrigued as to the power of what hypnosis can do. I guess you could say I am picking up a new hobby?