Friday, July 11

Yummm

Angelina Jolie ...what can I say...I have a crush. (Did you know she is the U.N. Goodwill Ambassador?) I also have some strange infatuation with Mandy Moore as well. hmmm. (and No I did not stumble out of the rainbow colored closet when you weren't looking) I just think some women are particularly beautiful and have an unusually high amount of sex appeal .) Uh oh, sudden urge to listen my top 5 for the moment:

1. Ms. Jolie
2. Nicole Kidman
3. Mandy Moore (I think her voice just does it for me)
4. Katherine Zeta Jones
5. Katie Holmes

Monday, July 7

Brotherly love

Ok, so I really never gave much thought to the whole big brother theory. Actually, I have never done any research on it at all. I have heard jokes and comments referring to 1984 and other miscellaneous conspiracy theory books…never anything really solid though. With the passing of the Patriot Act just weeks after September 11, 2001, a second more intrusive act is now being rumored to be circulating around the desks of the big boys.

In my opinion, Ashcroft is using scare tactics to get these draconian acts rushed through the system. It makes me think that maybe they let September 11 happen so they could have reason and purpose for starting conflict and so Americans would be more susceptible to these intrusive laws that invoke our original rights listed in the Constitution.


Friday, July 4

July 4th...the revolution begins....AGAIN.



Because my country has sold its soul to corporate power
because consumerism has become a national religion
because we have forgotten the true meaning of FREEDOM
and because patriotism now means agreeing with the president
I pledge to do my duty and take my country BACK.



www.unbrandamerica.org

Thursday, July 3

Oedipus rears his ugly head

T and I usually snuggle on the couch for a little bit before he goes to bed at night. He was a tad rambunctious the other evening and wasn’t doing a whole lot of snugglin’. He was climbing over me and happened to squish my breast. He stops. Looks down…and proceeds to bounce it like a ball. After the few initial bounces he gives me one generous and most curious pinch and grab!

The boyfriend bursts out laughing…which makes me laugh. And then I just sit there feeling rather awkward. I sat up and doing what most 1 year olds do, he found something else to peak his interest.

I do not want to teach my son boobs are bad and that you shouldn’t touch them. But….I just don’t know how to go about this little situation. Perhaps and educational video when he gets older? Puppets with atomically correct parts? I am at a loss. This is a first for me.

Wednesday, July 2

Its not political or philosophical - it is just another servey.

ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with? The Boyfriend – I don’t really remember why though.
2. What is your weapon of choice? subtle paybacks and sex
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I have wanted to just deck someone in the face for awhile now.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? The Boyfriend – I am such a ray of sunshine
6. What is your pet peeve? people that don’t use their turn signals, the sound of tearing paper, ummm?
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily - most of the time I hold them for years and years - I guess it just depends on the level of pain that was caused.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Mocha glaciers …..mmmmmm (from the one and only place from which I was fired)
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Vegetarians: Vegan or no? tried the vegetarian thing for awhile, it became too expensive so I eat white meat sometimes
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? not a whole lot, this question should be what is the greatest amount of drugs you have had in one sitting…it would be a lot more interesting.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? sometimes. I try not to though, I try not to want to look like magazine models.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? well no, that would just be silly.

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Well I have seen about 10 people naked. but I get kind of silly and I have a hard time directly looking at Penises. Kind of like the Medusa thing. I really can't explain it.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? not really sure. I have this odd notion that there is a video camera in the walls of my house. So there could be a lot more people than I actually know of.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yes. and when I realize I am doing it, I burst out laughing.
4. Have you "done it"? I have done many things - which IT in particular?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? forearm, eyes, and hair
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No, but I thought it might be fun to be one for a night.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes. I had to take the pregnancy test 3 different times because I thought it was lying.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? two. One has Starry Night on it.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Von’s Shops, Charlette Russe (sp?), and an expensive hair salon.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? too many possibilities … Definitely buy a farm though and a horse to go with it.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? I would rather be famous – I can help create awareness for causes more easily
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No. I will not spend 8-10 hours of my day that unhappy.
7. How many cd's do you own ? A lot but hardly any of them work, because they are all out of their cases and put into little piles in sporadic places around my house.

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?I don’t really know. I could say having my son, but then I feel guilty because I think I can be a better mother…and why would I be proud of something I could be better at?
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I think my mom and my dad are proud of my writing. and I know they are proud of their grandson. My dad likes me to sing at family gatherings…
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? whoa. that isn’t just a question I can answer in a few lines.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? if I feel like I had a real chance to win first, then yes.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? All the way through Accounting & Geometry. Go ahead ask me about triangles – I bet I can’t tell you.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? forced myself to stay awake?

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Nicks social contacts, Jess’s Jim Morrison Tapestry, Nathan – well wait a minute, he is the boyfriend we ‘share’ everything.*smirk* Kisa’s beauty.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? A complete stranger. I want a total surprise. or Louie – this guy I met at Chauncey and the only thing he ever talked about was men/sex and how much he wanted a coach purse.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I would just want to be a cat really.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? mmmmmhmmmmmmmm. (can’t say I have never cheated on anyone though.) I am very ok with open relationships. Sex is just sex. Get over it.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I want green eyes. PIERCING/HYPNOTIC/ALLURING green eyes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? more patience and stability
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? mmmmm Vanity or Lust. It is a toss up.