Friday, August 30
Wednesday, August 28
TIP YOUR DAMN WAITRESS – SHE WORKS HER ASS OFF.
(change and "Do not eat yellow snow" written on a napkin does not cut it!)
If you haven’t figured it out, Miss Lyndsay is a little shiney happy waitress.
Today was absolutely dead….and for a waitress that means no money. HOPEFULLY, tomorrow will pick-up.
And just for the hell of it, a quick couple of “Things you should do once in your life” :
1a. **ahem** when going to a restaurant, tip a random shiney happy waitress 10-15 dollars even if it is just you eating.
2a. Drink a Chocolate Coke
3a. If you see someone walking down the street and they look upset or melancholy….tap them on the shoulder, point to the ground, and say “You dropped it” when they look back at you all confused say: “Your smile”. J Someone said that to me the other day and I smiled all the way back to my car. ( I think this is more of a guy pick up line type of thing, but I still thought it was great.-- maybe its been around for awhile {I haven't been out much})
4a. Eat rice crispy treats right out of the pan. (while they are still warm)
Tuesday, August 27
We are moved into our new house. We moved back to my hometown with the crowed population of 3,000.My Neighbor’s dog shits in my yard every morning (what I love about this part is that I have a yard for the dog to shit in! My OWN yard to put up gaudy gnomes and to get a pair of ceramic geese to dress in funny/irritating outfits.) But my neighbor also happens to be my aunt so I will let it slide.
Since I have been in town I have managed to see all of my family more in the last week than for the last month. This is a good thing, at least for right now.
I love my John Mellencampish little home.
Sunday, August 25
Wednesday, August 21
This country station that I randomly listen to (Yes Tool is my favorite band, but I do have a very eclectic taste in music) has a talk show with the host Paul Harvey. I love this guy! You can almost always hear him advertising for the Bose radio, and other miscellaneous things. The program also entails strange news stories and funny little side comments. Check it out sometime if you get the chance -- it is very entertaining. Not quite as entertaining as Art Bell tough. If you have never heard of Mr. Bell then I highly suggest listening to his radio program as well (only on in the middle of the night). It is packed with government conspiracies, ghost sightings UFO drama, rumors and scandals. Because of Art Bell I have had nightmares about rabid chupacabras.